Knowing Me = Knowing MH

Hey fellows, im DT here.

Knowing Me = Knowing MH
Cool title? Guess : YES!

Hmmm, Actually Novice is cool, 5SB+ for you if ya lucky
Oh SB+ = SuperBrie+
Its the best cheese on MH, although its only 99% Catch. Hey? It costs 4,000gold in the market place. It cant be bought in normal shops

Oh yeah, Cherry Credits....
Hmm next post maybe? Stay tune.
Rock yeaa... Boom Boom Pow????
*Off-s the tune*

Hey, im not finished with the post!
Listen, wanna be a fast and rich and professional MH-hunter?

Step 1) Purchase $75.00 Cherry Credits
Step 2) Insert them & sell them off at a high price probably 4,000gold?
Step 3) Have at least 15million gold
Step 4) Purchase all the traps in the town
Step 5) Follow MH Wiki (It cant be edited)
Step 6) Lost out of money? See Step 1
Step 7) Get high ranks = Fast gold/good stats
Step 8) Maintain with millions gold/points
Step 9) Always be rich.
Step 10) Horn in every 15minutes ( I DONT)(IM NOT VERY GOOD THOUGH)(IM A INFORMANT)
Step 11) Repeat all previous 10 steps and You will become

A

PROFESSIONAL

MOUSE HUNTER!!

Thanks everybody!